I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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