So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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