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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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