Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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