That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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