I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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