Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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