im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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