whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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