I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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