If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
a search helicopter?!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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