How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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