She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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