Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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