i was born a porn star she said
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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