Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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