just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Life is so much better after having sex.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
