is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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