May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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