What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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