she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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