im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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