She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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