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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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