my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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