I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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