And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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