That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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