I am puke
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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