before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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