you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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