I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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