i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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