I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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