Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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