We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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