If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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