Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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