no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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