Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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