Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
COCAINE IS GR8
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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