I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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