We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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