NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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