is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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