two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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