She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.