Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(775): View more from Nevada

Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?

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(806): View more from Texas

with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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(937): View more from Ohio

The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean

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