Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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