It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened