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  (917): View more from New York City

  HIV tests are more positive than that guy

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  (917): HIV tests are more positive than that guy http://tfl.nu/rakl
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.

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  (231): i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future. http://tfl.nu/hfoa
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  (360): View more from Washington

  "I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.

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  (360): "I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words. http://tfl.nu/5sbe
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight

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  (847): I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight http://tfl.nu/h3vp
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  (+44): View more from England

  His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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  (+44): His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever... http://tfl.nu/6vhu
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.

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  (502): if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords. http://tfl.nu/tyuw
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  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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  (580): Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one http://tfl.nu/xo36
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  (425): View more from Washington

  He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.

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  (425): He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that. http://tfl.nu/0n60
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?

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  Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.

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  (574): Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for? (1-574): Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina. http://tfl.nu/l0nz
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five

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  (630): You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five http://tfl.nu/ynd3
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  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities

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  (787): I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities http://tfl.nu/2egx
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  I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad

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  (843): I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad http://tfl.nu/ivow
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????

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  (330): Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this???? http://tfl.nu/uhtc
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  (323): View more from California

  Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.

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  (323): Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all. http://tfl.nu/s4jk
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.

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  (231): Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job. http://tfl.nu/1zis
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