Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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