Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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