Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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