Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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