I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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