found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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There r osticjed everywhere
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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