these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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