hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
third nipple confirmed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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