I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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