I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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